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A useful first edition of approved educational explainers.

Released October 10, 2026 at 7:00 AM Central
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EDUCATIONAL EXPLAINER · ILLUSTRATIVE MODEL

The lead changed. The ballots didn’t.

It tells us about the ballots reported so far. The same sample ballots can produce different early leaders. [1] [2]

This model cannot explain a real race or establish whether a real reporting change was an error.

Reporting order changes the partial picture

Lead A − BReported ballots (not time)

Horizontal: reported ballots (not time). Vertical: A minus B.

Green: forward order · Rust: reverse order. Dashed lines connect reported batches; they do not imply measured intermediate counts.

Both orders end with the same ballots.
OrderReportedAB
Forward402416
Forward703832
Forward1004753
Reverse30921
Reverse602337
Reverse1004753
Same 100 invented ballots. Different reporting order. Same final tally: A 47, B 53. Unofficial.
  • 2 source records
  • U.S. Election Assistance Commission
  • DontSuckMedia development build
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How we know2 scoped claims · 2 source recordsView evidence

Each claim keeps its full assertion, date, source passage and limits. Source counts describe records, not independent corroboration.

1.Claim 1Supported

In our 100-ballot example, reversing the reporting order changes the early leader while leaving the completed tally at A: 47, B: 53.

Scope
The hypothetical model only.
Evidence passage
Three batches: 24/16, 14/16, 9/21. Sum the same batches in either order.
As of
2026-10-09
Limit
Not a forecast, a real count, or evidence about misconduct.
The illustrative models ↗

Retrieved 2026-10-09T10:12:47Z · DontSuckMedia development build

Invented teaching examples. Not observed votes, audiences or news coverage.

2.Claim 2Supported

Election-night reporting does not itself certify a result. Official certification follows the required processes in the relevant jurisdiction.

Scope
U.S. election process; no specific race.
Evidence passage
Election Certification section; distinction between election-night reports and official results.
As of
2026-10-09
Limit
Timing and procedures vary by jurisdiction.
Election results, canvass and certification ↗

Retrieved 2026-10-09T10:12:47Z · U.S. Election Assistance Commission

Describes procedures. It does not independently audit any particular election.

Still open: This example does not describe a real race.

What remains unresolved
  • This example does not describe a real race.
  • A real count needs verified batch records and jurisdiction-specific procedures before we can explain a change.
  • The completed sample tally is still labeled unofficial. Counting and certification are different steps.

A corrected or withdrawn batch would change the underlying record. We would need to separate that revision from newly reported ballots before explaining the lead.

02

EDUCATIONAL EXPLAINER · ILLUSTRATIVE MODEL

A proposal is not a law.

Introducing a federal bill starts its consideration. The proposal itself does not enact a law. [1]

This simplified route does not establish the status, effective date or effects of any particular bill.

  1. 01Introduced
  2. 02Both chambers agree
  3. 03Presidential action
  4. 04Becomes law
A simplified federal signature route. Vetoes and other constitutional paths require their own explanation.
  • 1 source record
  • Library of Congress / Congress.gov
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How we know1 scoped claim · 1 source recordView evidence

Each claim keeps its full assertion, date, source passage and limits. Source counts describe records, not independent corroboration.

1.Claim 1Supported

Introduction begins consideration of a federal bill. Enactment requires further steps; introducing a proposal does not change the law by itself.

Scope
U.S. federal bills.
Evidence passage
Introduction and Reference; Final Action; Presidential Action.
As of
2026-10-09
Limit
The visual shows a simplified signature route. Other paths, including veto overrides, exist.
How our laws are made ↗

Retrieved 2026-10-09T10:12:47Z · Library of Congress / Congress.gov

A general process reference, not a determination about a specific bill or its effects.

Still open: No particular bill is being reported here.

What remains unresolved
  • No particular bill is being reported here.
  • A veto, an override or another constitutional path can change the route.
  • Enactment and the effective date can differ. A particular law requires its own record.

A new official action could change the stage of a specific bill. Enactment and taking effect still need their own records.

03

EDUCATIONAL EXPLAINER · ILLUSTRATIVE MODEL

Twice as much. How much, exactly?

Doubling from 1 to 2 and from 40 to 80 both gives a 100 percent increase. The absolute changes are different. [1]

The invented numbers describe no actual risk, incidence or news event.

100% increase1 → 2

1 more in 100
1 percentage points

100% increase40 → 80

40 more in 100
40 percentage points

Invented counts with a denominator of 100. Both double; the absolute changes are 1 and 40.
  • 1 source record
  • DontSuckMedia development build
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How we know1 scoped claim · 1 source recordView evidence

Each claim keeps its full assertion, date, source passage and limits. Source counts describe records, not independent corroboration.

1.Claim 1Supported

Moving from 10 of 100 to 20 of 100 is a 100 percent relative increase and a 10 percentage point increase.

Scope
Hypothetical arithmetic example; the denominator stays at 100.
Evidence passage
Relative change = (20 − 10) / 10 × 100. Percentage point change = 20 − 10.
As of
2026-10-09
Limit
No real-world event or risk is described.
The illustrative models ↗

Retrieved 2026-10-09T10:12:47Z · DontSuckMedia development build

Invented teaching examples. Not observed votes, audiences or news coverage.

Still open: These are invented examples, not observed changes in risk or incidence.

What remains unresolved
  • These are invented examples, not observed changes in risk or incidence.
  • A real comparison also needs consistent definitions and a time period.
  • An increase from zero has no defined relative percentage increase.

A changed denominator or definition could make the comparison misleading. We would recalculate from the underlying counts and explain what changed.

04

EDUCATIONAL EXPLAINER · ILLUSTRATIVE MODEL

Ten headlines. One source.

The ten illustrated reports share one source. Repetition does not create additional independent original evidence. [1]

The network describes no real outlets, audience behavior, paid promotion or coordinated campaign.

10 headlines
12345678910

↓ Shared evidence path ↓

1 original record
An invented network. Ten reports inherit one original record; no real outlets or promotion are measured.
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  • DontSuckMedia development build
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How we know1 scoped claim · 1 source recordView evidence

Each claim keeps its full assertion, date, source passage and limits. Source counts describe records, not independent corroboration.

1.Claim 1Supported

In the illustrated source chain, ten reports all trace to one underlying record. Ten reports therefore do not supply ten independent original records.

Scope
The illustrated source-dependence example only.
Evidence passage
All ten example reports share the same verified origin identifier.
As of
2026-10-09
Limit
Shared sourcing is not proof of coordination, deception, or a false claim.
The illustrative models ↗

Retrieved 2026-10-09T10:12:47Z · DontSuckMedia development build

Invented teaching examples. Not observed votes, audiences or news coverage.

Still open: The network is an illustration, not measured news coverage.

What remains unresolved
  • The network is an illustration, not measured news coverage.
  • No audience, paid-placement or coordination data has been collected for this example.
  • Shared sourcing alone does not establish artificial promotion or deception.

A genuinely separate evidence origin could add corroboration. Verified distribution records could inform an attention assessment; neither automatically establishes motive.

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